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Secret Squirrel and I.

Stewart: Love you.
Me: Love you too. Except you might not once you discover I'm addicted to Desperate Housewives.
Stewart: Love Terminated.
Me: That's what I feared. I'M SO SORRY, BABY.
Stewart: I'M THROUGH WITH YOU!
Me: WE CAN FIX THIS, NOODLENOSE!
Stewart: I'M LEAVING YOU, PUDDINGPELVIS.
Me: YOU'RE BEING TOO DRASTIC. YOU WERE CHEATING ON ME!
Stewart: I WAS SEDUCED BY HER BREASTICLES.
Me: LIAR. I'M LEAVING YOU! AND I'M TAKING THE LEGOS WITH ME.
Stewart: NOOO!
Me: YES. THEY'RE ALL MINE!
Stewart: I'LL SEE YOU IN COURT!
Me: OH YES YOU WILL.

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lalalalora asked: I didn't like your post because i think self-injury is good or anything. I just think NO ONE is pointless and you shouldn't say that! Please don't hurt yourself :( That's terrible. I have a friend who used to do that. I'm not saying I know what you're going through, but I truly hope you believe that your life is meaningful, unlike the people who make you feel...

Dec 29th

Anonymous asked: your wonderful.
i just saw your post about the whole friends saying sorry thing.
i get it. i get it SO much. my friends do the same thing. just fuck them. fuck them ALL. they dont know shit . they think they know sadness? pssh. have they slashed their arms because they feel like they arnt worth it? maybe. but probs not. i think your truly awesome. and ithink your worth alot. oh, and...

Dec 29th

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I'm simply not listening.

That’s me clawing out your eyes because I hate you with a burning passion. Of course I’m talking to myself about someone who isn’t specifically you. Unless you’ve been an asshole to me lately. Have you? I wonder. I hate when I talk to my friends about my self injury and they’re all “I’m sorry” and “that sucks.” Fuck off, you’re...

Dec 28th

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